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Back in April, a blogger named Kristen over at The Mom Trap accidentally stole a duck from The Gap.  Now, personally I think that she should have returned it or paid for it…it seems to me that there’s a certain clarity and consistency to the idea that if you take stuff home from the store, you pay for it.  All in all, though, it wasn’t that much to get up in arms about.  I think it says something about a person’s character if she opts to keep something she hasn’t paid for, but the world is full of shades of dishonesty, and on the scale this isn’t a very dark gray at all.

Or at least, it didn’t look that way to being with.  For some reason, though, the blogging world has been buzzing about this duck for two months, and the overwhelming concensus has been that Kristen should keep the duck, should not pay for it, and should not be at all troubled by the “holier-than-thou” folks who for some reason believe that you should pay for what you take home from the store.

There’s been a lot of dismay voiced about how “worked up” people are getting about an inadvertantly stolen duck, but I don’t think that’s what people are worked up about at all.  I think people are worked up about the justification, the cheering, and the general sense that there’s no real reason to worry about paying for what you took home.  That perspective is much bigger than a stolen duck.

The controversy has grown to the point that tonight, Blog Talk Radio will be hosting a discussion of the “issue”.

I’m not especially interested in hearing people re-hash the ethical issues, which are fairly clear to me.  I am, however, interested to hear the analysis of the legal issues (which are equally clear to me).  A very popular “mommy blogger” who goes by the handle “LawyerMama” has been asked to serve as an “expert”, and I’m very interested to hear what she has to say.

You see, ethical issues and the relative importance of a $6.50 (or maybe it was $6.95–witness accounts vary) duck from The Gap aside, I’ve been utterly unable to come up with any LEGAL justification for keeping the duck.  Since I practiced criminal law, I have a bit of experience  working up legal justifications for questionable behavior, and in this case, I think my best approach would be to minimize, to paint a sympathetic picture of my client as a harried mother who just hadn’t realized.  That’d be a tough sell after she’s spent two months polling the internet community about whether or not she should keep the duck.

If LawyerMama has a legal argument as to why it’s okay to keep the duck, I’m very interested to hear it.  And if she doesn’t–well, then I’m very interested to find out whether she’ll risk sanctions from the bar association by encouraging a disregard for the law.  I don’t know that Kristen could rightly be called a “client” or what LawyerMama is offering legal advice, but if I were in her shoes, I’d be a little uneasy.   How does a lawyer justify proudly posting a “keep the duck” icon on her website when, so far as I can assess, there’s no legal justification for keeping the duck?  Even assuming this can’t be construed as advising a client to violate the law, what about the appearance of impropriety?

The law does vary–and so do ethical guidelines–from state to state, and my reading of her other posts indicates that LawyerMama is an intelligent woman, so I’m virtually certain that she wouldn’t be risking legal sanction to publicly take the “keep the duck” position without some kind of legal theory to support her advice.  I’m eager to hear what it is.

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